I wrote this story and Hélène drew the awesome pictures.  She makes absolutely cool crocheted monsters too.  You can and should check out her website at http://captain-crochet.110mb.com/

This is Zouz, Lucy, Zephir and Zao's true story.

Four little pigs were walking in the mountains.  They were looking for a house.

"Enough of caravans!"

It was a big fat spat.

"It's perfect the way it is"

"No, we should build it out of straw"

"No, out of wood with awesome traditional framing"

They say there's bears around here

Look, a pretty stone house

their friends helped (maybe...  straw, stone, wood, lime, hemp, concrete, earth, cordwood...)

So they had to rebuild.  Straw, stone, wood...

They ended up knocking the whole thing down

So pretty the bear came to live there and there was no more room for anybody.

It was a little ridiculous, but it was pretty.

So they had to build him an addition. (straw, hemp, bamboo, lime, tile, stone, metal, concrete, wool, brick, wood, cordwood, cloth, earth, fiberglass, cement block, corn stalks, plastic, cardboard, clay...)