Guillermo, whose toes must be pointier than everyone else's, wrote this story for me to illustrate.

       Connais-tu les glouftocs?

                Do you know about glouftocs?

Evidemment non, car ce sont des animaux difficiles,
  très difficiles à voir...

Of course not, because these are very,
  very difficult animals to see...

Très peu de gens les connaissent!
  A moins de...

Very few people know about them.
  Because of...

A moins de regarder souvent dans ses chaussettes avant de les mettre.
  Manger les bouts de chaussettes, les glouftocs adorent

Because of not often looking inside their socks before putting them on.
  Eating the ends of socks, glouftocs love

Oh, je crois qu'il doit y'en avoir beaucoup par ici, toutes mes chaussettes ont des trous!

O, I think there must be a bunch around here, all my socks have holes!

"the united states is money..."
"It's the biggest power in the world with an ass at its head..."
"70% more food on plates in American restaurants than in france..."

"with people, too"

our cheese looks like this:

"a cheese like this, you can only eat with a glass of red."
"hey there are little critters on it!"
"will you guys let me eat my cheese in peace?"
"look how fast they're walking around!  Incredible!" (Richard's magnifying glass)

This is when they're proud to be French.